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What would you do to make your life better if you discovered you were immortal? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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There are some caveats though. You are immortal but what this actually means is that you are unable to do anything that would probabilistically lead to your death.

So, for example, if you were more probable to die getting into a car than walking, you would choose to walk. But only if choosing to walk was more probable than the probability of you surviving after getting into a car.

It's kind of confusing, but essentially You have no choice if something is about to kill you, but if you plan far enough ahead, the probability of you choosing to do or not to do something versus the probability of your survivability can potentially win out.

So given this version of immortality, what would you plan to do to benefit yourself in some way?

I've already thought about potentially hooking up some kind of lottery Number machine to a guillotine in order to win the lottery but it turns out that the probability of you not making this machine is more likely than making the machine and surviving so you just never end up making the machine.

In order to get an idea of where I'm coming from, here's a video that explains a bit aboabout quantum immortality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTZZUjnrbF8

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (10 children)

Wouldn't you be least likely to die if you were, say, in a coma, under 24/7 medical surveillance in a hospital, or some other similar circumstance? Being out in public at all raises the probability of dying, so how would you ever go out? You wouldn't be able to use a knife, or even scissors. You'd never be able to interact with anyone online - there's a non-zero chance that someone takes such offense with what you say that they find where you live and come hunt you down, so it's safer - infinitesimally so, but safer - to just not go online at all.

What I'm getting at is, the scenario you've laid out with the bounds you've set just means you'd have the worst life imaginable. At least you'd be alive, though?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You had me laughing pretty hard at the "worst life imaginable part." Sometimes it feels like that.

Although you got to remember that if one's life gets too bad, then they're more likely to be depressed and off themselves.

So they would get some semblance of enjoyability out of life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

They would try to kill themselves, but get paralysed so they can't.

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