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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I hope that doesn't pass, but if it does they should remove the "Ted" part off the next ballot. His constituents will be like "Who tf is Rafael?"

Edit: spelling

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 days ago (4 children)

… and why hasn’t ICE gotten him by now?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, especially since he’s Hispanic and Canadian! Has anyone confirmed he’s not smuggling fentanyl ?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And there are photos on the internet of him covered in tattoos!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s also (probably) photos on the internet of him with a vagina!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Well... I'M not gonna be the one that has to check.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

every accusation is a confession

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably because he self-deported to Cancun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

He's of cuban descent. Thankfully not one of us (Mexicans). Fuck that pos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which ballet is next? The Nutcracker?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

😝 Damn English. Inconsistent Frankenstein language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

As someone who has to regularly remind myself not to be too hard on weird things in French, I think you just needed to learn a new word. They’re different words.