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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

OP, have you ever actually smoked weed? This meme makes zero sense.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why spend $20 when your park has spinner, I don't get what's hard to understand?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spend a little more. Buy better weed.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Was going to but my park got one of deez

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Holy cannoli that’s some top shelf dizziness delivery

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Look at these weak children these days, with their molded plastic dizzy spinners with built in seating so you don't fly off. Back in my day you had a round piece of steel with some bent pipes to hold onto in the feeble attempt not get thrown across the playground into a railroad tie that's holding back the splinter filled wood chips. Oh yeah and the lead paint was flaking off the whole time..... come to think about it, I think our parks department sucks.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It makes sense to me and i do like 8 weeds every day.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't talk to me until you do 9.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Pfffffffft. Amateur.

smokes 12 joints at once

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I get dizzy when I smoke weed while drunk.

No, I’m not very smart

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

op should take one big hit and then wait for round two and only take one hit. then stop.

you might not feel it right away but you won't be dizzy and you'll understand why people smoke it