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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] [email protected] 183 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (19 children)

Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.

Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.

This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently it's strong enough to keep it's passengers inside to be burned alive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's not a problem after you've had your fingers sliced off when you close the hood.

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