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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That kid is scarred. For. Life.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Kid: There's a monster under my bed.

Lady: There isn't.

Kid: Check please.

Lady: Ok.... screams in terror

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.

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