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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Maybe Satan isn't all that bad a guy and he was banished to a place for eternity that doesn't really bother him

and maybe this is why we are sent to hell ... we are Satan's punishment ... we are sent there to torture Satan for eternity

So Satan sets the place on fire and tries to burn all of us to try to kill us but we are undead and keep asking him why and send him texts of 'lol'

Turns out Satan is actually Doom Guy condemned to fight us for eternity

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Guys, Bible 2.0 just dropped

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why would some people be sent to heaven, though?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They weren't annoying enough to send to hell as punishment for Satan, and God thought they'd be cool to hang out with.