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Fool does not even know of the ancient tomes (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

THE BROODWICH CANNOT BE TAKEN APART OR DISASSEMBLED

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

But I don't like sun dried tomatoes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Master Shake: Who are you?... What is this?

The Voice: It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

Frylock: (Long Pause) See... told ya.

Master Shake: I tasted mustard.

The Voice: Yeah... DIJON mustard!