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Asking the important questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by ModerateImprovement@sh.itjust.works to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe instead of pooping the poop juat transforms into 100 farts when it reaches the end of your digestive tract. So you go to the toilet and instead of dumping a log you just fart for 5 minutes straight.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That would be dope. I'd take that deal.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Same. No more wiping my ass