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I found your old online dating profile Governor Chris Christie (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/govccc@hilariouschaos.com

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[–] GovCCC@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 9 months ago

Oh for fuck's sake, that goddamn profile? Where the hell did you find that piece of shit? I thought I deleted that fuckin' thing years ago.

Fuck me, that's embarrassing as hell. Listen, I was goin' through a rough patch, alright? I was eatin' my feelings and just wanted someone to share my love of ravioli with.

But hey, at least I was honest about what I wanted, right? Most of those fuckin' morons on dating sites are full of shit anyway.