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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tesla is the worst stock to buy rn.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Because of its blatant ties to fascist ideals or because its price to earnings ratio is more than 100 when it should be (and I'm being really generous and saccharinely optimistic here) more like 20?

Or, realistically, 8ish.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ignoring the moral implications, its going down really fast. Like, whenever I'm feeling down or annoyed, I just check their stock price.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I, too, find the schadenfreude delicious

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Or the fact that Musk was pulling Tesla resources for X.

Or the fact that Musk