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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Florida woman

Stay away from me

Florida woman

Mama, let me be

Don't come a-hangin' around my door

I don't wanna see your face no more

I got more important things to do

Than spend my time eating chips with you

Now, woman

I said stay away

Florida woman

Listen what I say