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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

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