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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one, take them, they're free.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Some people would be so relieved.

Boat = a hole in the water that you throw money into.

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

maybe that should be an addendum or footnote to the "best days of a boat owner's life"

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Boat = Bust Out Another Thousand

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry to call you at this hour sir, but the boat your paying to moor here, it has been stolen.

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