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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Personally, I'm hoping it falls on my birthday

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can your birthday be 10 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I mean, technically it was, assuming they are at least 10 years old.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I have a birthday every year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

My birthday is March 9

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I will be celebrating your birthday mate.