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[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (6 children)

But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yes, but what about second orgasm button?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Not sure, mine's in my weiner I think?

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.

What about a button to turn OFF...no, that's not much help either...

Fine, you can have your damned exemption.

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Appreciate it :>

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'd be shooting dust within an hour.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They'll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)