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Step 1: Cut a hole in the box (open a port)
I drank a glass of port.
Now what?
Join your ship’s surgeon for an evening of Boccherini duets
Shotgunning box wine?
@miss_demeanour @Semi_Hemi_Demigod Now you'll have an open bottle of port in your cabinet for 10 years until you fancy another glass or a recipe calls for it
Isn't that step two?
I feel like step one was "get a box," but I could be misremembering.
skip to 1:45 for actual instructions, or watch the whole thing
But step 2 is put your junk in the hole.
Sure enough! Thanks, that was fun to watch again.