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Leopards Ate My Face

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Didn't need the psychic hotline to see this coming....

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I voted the leopards in, but they said they wouldn't eat MY face.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

He never pays his bills, but surely he will pay us for our hard work!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

They said no such thing. In fact, they implied if not outright admitted they would.