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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

history ๐Ÿคฏhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Peoples

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Bronze_Age_collapse


Dudes with boats have been OP for the longest time. From the sea peoples to the Vikings to all of the major European colonial powers to the American Navy. With many more stops in between ๐Ÿ˜…

The Austronesians even abused this strat way before anyone else realized how strong it was.

Ever since the devs patched in the air power update it's not as bad as before. But still, land mains have been begging for a nerf to naval power for the longest time and the devs don't seem to care at all.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

former naval powers:

i guess we'll just put planes on boats?

continental powers:

FOILED AGAIN!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Continental powers:

guess we'll develop missile technology that can target a giant ass ship carrying planes from 100 km away.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

AFAIK the boat dudes are countering that with lasers.

At least according to this entirely credible source.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Naval powers:

we'll put missiles on underwater boats

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Continental powers:

we'll build missiles so powerful that it will destroy all life in the ocean and on land

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

naval powers:

um. yeah we can put those on boats, too. not sure why you thought that would stop us

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Continental Powers:

then we'll build a global nuclear suicide option, that isn't a missile ... just the biggest, most enormous nuclear bomb that would be equivalent to having a world ending asteroid hit the planet and kill all our enemies, our friends and every living thing on the planet. It would be like being stuck in the same room with everyone and threatening everyone with the suicide bomb strapped around your chest that would blow up the entire house.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundial_(weapon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55uSCO5D2w

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Continental powers really gonna ragequit? That's bm

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Really that's just using planes to beat planes and boats.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until the non-human Underwater People attack in 2027

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I, for one, welcome our new non-human underwater people overlords.