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[–] [email protected] 190 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

HP laptop: please remember to log out of ~~your~~ the laptop in case someone else needs to use it.

Edit: Management took offence at the language of the previous memo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Always "a" dildo, or "the" dildo, never "your" dildo...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Always use the indefinite article.