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I'm terribly sorry U.S. this very much reads like a horror story, but it's also depressingly utterly believable.
All your government belongs to Musk now.
I think FLOTUS gives him too much agency. Kimmel used to call pence the vice poodle, and that's about right for the orange one as well. Just like a dog he obeys whatever commands get put into his head. Sometimes you have to give him an expensive treat first, but if you can get one of the stuffed suits on fox to say it you get it for free.
President Husk and the first poodle
Can’t believe they mistitled Emperor Musk that way. Don’t worry, they’ll be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing very soon.