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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)

COBOL has entered the chat: If it ain't broke don't fix it.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Given the engineer's amendment to "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." is usually "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.", I can only surmise that COBOL must be one of those languages that are so terrible that they deter their programmers from wanting to do that.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I once had to modify some COBOL code. It's a highly organized language, not terrible. But because it's old there's a shortage of people now who are good at it or want to learn it. You pretty much have to decide your career is going to be working on old code.

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

It's on my to-learn list.

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