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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I'm very curious about the alternative hypothesis.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

The car slips over the butter and in a comical fashion slides down the stairs

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

Mario Kart banana peel spinout

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The butter shoots forward and violently splatters across the driveway, like the blood of a murder victim in a horror movie where there's a lot of blood when someone gets murdered