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Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Americans to Be Friends With Elon Musk (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Elon Musk will finally achieve his dream of people liking him, after President Trump made it a criminal offence not to, in an executive order signed today.

In what is believed to be a quid pro quo for over US$270 million in campaign donations, the executive order will also require Americans to laugh at Elon Musk’s jokes, a harsh stipulation which some experts say may contravene human rights.

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Elon: Please clap

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 6 points 11 months ago

Man do I wish Jeb Bush, from a family of political oligarchy, was what we had to deal with these days instead this shit.