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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Needs more whatever the hell this is

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is he increasing the amount of children to hang around him as meat shields? By the end of the year there will be so many of them he'll feel like he's at one of his emerald mines

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Nah, he hits up Jizzlane Maxwell to kidnap them, then hits up Epstein's bestie to join in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I believe it's called the "master race".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There are actually 3 children there taking turns piloting the torso

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me or does it look like they Photoshopped him in there. Like the scale of his body doesn't seem to mesh with the rest of the pic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

There's definitely a photoshop variation of this photo that made the rounds, but no... this is what he actually looks like - presumably the wegovy will help https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did he tape/strap a go pro to his chest?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

If the camera adds ten pounds he looks like he added enough cameras to his torso to record the matrix bullet time effect.