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[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 15 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Wait, morning phone bad too?

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's bad for me, but not for that reason.

It's bad for me because I piss a whole hour or two of my morning away doomscrolling. That makes me late to work. So I end up staying later to make up lost time, I get home late, and then I wonder why I have no time at the end of the day to do anything...

I'm doing it right now, in fact. I will stop.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Same. Gotta get it under control. I’m definitely unmedicated ADD

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lolol I maybe just sit on the throne for 5 minutes longer than I should 😂. But what, am I meant to sit on the throne and read a magazine, like a dirty commoner?? 😤

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why bother reading a curated set of interest-focused articles written by professionals when you can drink straight from the firehose of relentless negativity that is social media, right?

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

I mean, yeah, you get it 🤣

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Perfect description of what I do most days. 😬

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