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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him (gizmodo.com)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh, his blood boy is his son.

Unfortunately I'm not kidding.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit... I sometimes forget how little the truth has to bend for satire. I'm glad my dad isn't into that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure the Silicon Valley joke was based on this guy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Or Peter Theil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

To be fair he stopped that too, turns out you can't do enough transfusions to make any difference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Worst My Dad Is Dracula comic ever.