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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions (theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[โ€“] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

[โ€“] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I mean there was that one time in college, but we've all done a little experimenting, right?