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[–] teft@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Then how does the string section feed? Or is this the technique for all members of the orchestra? Communal trombones for all.

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The string section are scavengers, they'll wait for a poorly aimed honkwitch to land amongst them, then descend as a pack.

The spoils are divided up hierarchically, first violin always eats first.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's why strings are typically smaller people than the horn section too. Place a tuba player next to a violinist and the tuba player is always bigger.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 10 points 1 year ago

Evolution at its finest

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

You use a mandolin to slice cheese and meats.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The string section is responsible for slicing the sandwiches into finger-sized snacks so that the floutists and other woodwinds may also join in the honkwich fun. Simply slide the honkwich between the fingerboard and the strings and then press down.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The real reason people learn to play slap bass...

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cheese.

...you know which kind.