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[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Relevant (and absurd) Dethklok song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP3XmWdH_vg

Lyrics:

spoilerPull the plug (x8)


I drove my truck into a moving van

It was all filled up with jet fuel and

I crashed right in and explosion

Smash through the window and ripped off my hands

Medical team drove up and found me

Bleeding in pieces picked up off the street

Drove me into a filthy hospital

Horror experienced financially

Woke up in pain in a gown in bed

Internal hemorrhaging inside my head

I really think that I should be dead

I saw the bill and then I cry bled

To keep me alive it is costing me

National deficit times three

There is no way to avoid this fee

Please pull the plug and kill me


It's costing too much

Pull the plug

It's costing too much

Pull the plug (x16)


Aneurysm

Botulism

Epilepsy

Narcolepsy

Pull the plug

Nearsighted

Breath lighted

Cataracts

Heart attacks

Pull the plug

Hepatitis

Bronchitis

Appendicitis

Arthritis

Pull the plug

Encephalitis

Adenitus

Mastoiditus

Capsulitus

Pull the plug now (x4)


Pay you my life instead of life support

Harvest my plasma because it's worth more

Take all my blood and my organs

Sell them to buyers over in third worlds

Burn my cadaver for some energy

Charge the patients in their misery

Such a strong quarter for the industry

Pharmaceutical fucking victory


Can't pay the price

Pull the plug

Pay with my life

Pull the plug

Say my farewell

Pull the plug

See you in hell

I'll fucking pull the plug