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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her douche.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I spit my drink. Oh well, it's water under the fridge.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

🎵 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!