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Mark Zuckerberg legally changes name to ‘Elon’ (newsthump.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Elon is an anagram of Nero, once you see that the R and the L are next to each other on the dvorak keyboard. And Nero can be represented as 666, which is the number of the beast.

Coincidence? I think not 🤨

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a Dvorak user I feel compelled to believe this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've always wondered, how do dvorak users reproduce/replicate?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was propogandized into learning it as a teenager.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh, I thought you would be vat-grown. Bummer.

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