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Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye) (www.mediaite.com)
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[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 168 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

obligatory fuck daily mail but this screen was posted to a discord I'm in and I laughed then, I'll laugh again now

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

This is some of the best news I've heard all day.

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

🎵Help the people the thing that happened happened toooooo 🎤

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 12 points 11 months ago

thoughts and prayers

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess he'll get to blame the Jews for that one again.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Gibson hating Jew checking in for duty. You made my day.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A member of the Mazel Tov Cocktail Brigade reporting! Fuck Mel Gibson!

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

omfg I'm holding onto this one. Elderly mother going to love it. Ty!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A fellow Jewish friend of mine and I joked for years that it was going to be our punk band name.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I grew up in 90s scene in Manhattan and the exact kind of band have we'd bill with

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I know there are fires there, but it sure is a coincidence his house burns down while Mel has a airtight alibi being on Rogan's show.