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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These knobs are usually painted plastic, so it's reasonable to think it got broken or something.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What are you having sex with it? /s

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plastic knobs are more your mom's thing.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Linktank@lemmy.today -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you frequently damage things you have sex with? I think you're doing it wrong and are amazingly presumptuous with your tone considering you just made yourself the weird one.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Satire tag added

Edit: please don't downvote this person. I was wrong to not have included it.