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[–] [email protected] 210 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Elon is a 14 year old trapped in a man's body isn't he? He wished to be big.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You ever see the trench coat pic of him? It's like a fedora short of being a full on "that guy" stereotype.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s giving the same vibes as this:

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This picture at least has better lighting and framing. Which is impressive, given that it seems to be a poorly propped up selfie with flash on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The composition, the pose - this is a masterpiece!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't forget better fashion sense and hair.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Look, when I was a kid I had some cringe taste. I'm sure many of us did. He looks a bit old for the teenage cringe era here, though.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

And a mall ninja sword

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Most rich people are, especially if they grew up wealthy. They never had to face any consequences or handle real responsibility, and it shows.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

They also didn't have to develop the leadership skills that would make people want to follow them without the promise of rewards or punishment - In the words of kids nowadays, they have a permanent aura debuff.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I hear that he's thinking about getting metal legs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He does have an account just specifically for age play too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't tell me that. Why would you tell me that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know how people blame art school failure for Hitler? Musk's art school was the babyfur community

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I rarely think there's such a thing as too weird, but if you're too weird for them then maybe you need to tone the weird down

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Seemed relevant and I love to tell people fun facts. This one really isn't all that fun though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Hey, 14 year olds can be perfectly respectful and mature. Certainly more nature than Musk