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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The Hippocratic Oath was created to forbid surgery, since it was a provable harm before modern hygienic standards. No one has sworn the original in centuries, but they do swear modernized versions which don't include such ignorant nonsense.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

The Hippocratic Oath was created to forbid surgery,

I will not use the knife […], but I will give place to such as are craftsmen therein.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf? I don't trust any physician who hasn't sworn to Zeus!

[–] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck Zeus.

Do you trust me as your physician now?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk it's really more about Hermes, what's your feelings on winged sandals?

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 3 points 1 year ago

You're trying to sell us shoes aren't you Herm. We know you're the protector of thieves and merchants as well as the god of primitive medicine. Anyway yes I'm interested, how much?