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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would gladly be on either side of this, tbh. I did once get a bit of a blowjob during doctor who, but I made him stop because I couldn't focus on the episode (heaven sent). We canoodled after, but he was clearly upset I valued a show over sex. But, like, it was heaven sent! And it was the premier of the episode. I made the right choice.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao mood, like if you're going to put something on for background noise it better be something neither of us care about. Being on the giving end sounds amazing, marathon dick sucking to go with marathon lotr watching, amazing.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, I could totally be on the giving end, and wouldn't mind being on the receiving end, if the blower were also into what was on, and it was like a major edging session like in the image.

Or, y'know, if we did it doggy style and both watched xfiles

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... Ain't nothing but mammals...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

…so let’s do it like they do it…

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

On the discovery channel!

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...are you doing anything next weekend?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Nope, send me an address and cue uo Mulder and Scully!

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heaven sent is my favorite episode with Capaldi, just the idea and plot of the episode is well written and the acting is wonderful too

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's so freaking good. Way better than a blowjob lmao

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

I've had some mind blowingly good blowjob, but for me, heaven sent will always be better. Though sometimes the buildup/horniness will mean I'll take the less good blowjob over the superior Whosperience

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure practically the same thing happened in Queer As Folk before RTD went on to reboot Doctor Who.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Really? Haha. I need to get around to watching queer as folk at some point