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Unfortunately, I'm a rifle and pistol skills trainer, handy enough with both power and non-power tools to barricade/build a functional shelter, a decent cook with barbones equipment, athletic enough to carry all that and still put in a days ruck, and multilingual enough that we won't have to kill everyone we come across right away...
Fortunately, my body regularly tries to kill me and I'll probably be in a coma before the month is out - so peace suckers.
5-long quest chain to wake you up since you're the rare trainer who can show me how to use the Buttfuckerator 5000 is what I'm getting from this
Like, this month? Or that first month of the Apocalypse?
Or yes I guess
Why are your skills unfortunate? The first word in your post is confusing to me.
It's unfortunate because I am skilled in things that would matter, so I'd likely survive the initial horrors if I'm not within blast radius and have to kill my family when they reanimate.
Fortunately I won't have to live with that long.
I think what they're trying to say is that they wouldn't want to survive in an apocalypse, so it's unfortunate (ironic?) that they're apparently so well suited to it.
Pretty good