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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd try to get close enough to look like one of those true crime fanatics and throw my bra and panties at him. Pretty sure he would know how to use the bra wire to make lockpicks.

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think out of all I've been reading, your comment has brought me a lot joy and smiles. Thank you for something good on a Friday night after a tough week.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glad to help, as someone who fits the specified demographic in the comment I originally replied to. Except white, I have no ethnic background that would make me even remotely white. Hope the rest of the holiday season looks up for you, cheers!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm like the whitest woman I've ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we're going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he'll get one and keep it long enough, and that they'll assume we're "harmless."

...actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I like this idea. If any of the cops that move him in and out of his cell have the stereotypical cop mentality, they might make him put on one of the bras to emasculate him. Unknowingly giving him the keys to freedom.

[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate wearing underwire bras, but I'd make an exception for something like this.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don't have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Someone needs to covertly get a Poltergust 3000 in there.