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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless the person is there to kill me they win easily

Call police they leave issue solved.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me you're not black without telling me you're not black

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh absolutely, the person's relationship with the police definitely matters.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol.

All the person has to do to avoid arrest is be calm and assertive; if he insists that you invited him, that he paid you rent, that it's his house, here's the police response:

"That's a civil matter, you're going to have to call a lawyer."

If he's competent, he may even have a deed with the town's seal already in it. Anyone can file anything in the land records. It's up to title holders to protect their titles and clear any fraudulent entries.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While true, if they're "living" there, they're most likely in the attic or crawl space or something. Or they have no items of their own. Anything is possible and there are always outliers, but the chances are pretty low they got set up enough to convince people they're legitimately there.

P.s. going to check my basement...

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This probably feels like a type of thing that happens much more often than it actually does. But for real I'm going to go check my basement too.