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[โ€“] kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a bunch of quips running around in my brain:

  • A robot ASSassin.
  • Wait until the Mossad gets a hold of this doll.
  • Also, being the token Zionist, I would like to detonate her beeper!

By the way, did you know that your cars now, or in the near future, have a remote killswitch?

[โ€“] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago
  • ASS is short for: Analognowhere Serialized Special
  • Mossad doesn't exist anymore, it was assimilated after the World-Corp-War into MATA_Intelligence_Agency
  • The only religion that is sanctioned by the Gov-Corp is the worship of the Eternal Free Market.

Kill your car.