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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Easy. Garlic bread.

Already got a wife who loves me. And if she were to pass away, I have a lifetime supply of garlic bread. What sane woman wouldn’t want access to that?

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A lifetime supply of dates with garlic bread loving ladies!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But what if they only love you for your infinite garlic bread? You'd never find true love again.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That’s true, though I have to believe garlic bread lovers would never do that. Garlic has special powers.