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[–] atmur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

they have carrots at wendys?