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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours"

Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you're entirely straight.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You would think, but I just don't have any taste in boys*

*except for monsters, I'd fuck a monster in an instant

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn't work 🤦‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you're neuroqueer? Autism? ADHD?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there's definitely that at least, lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Let me know if anything changes!

Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!!