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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd go crazy if I had to sit with a lump under one ass cheek.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

First world problems. "My wallet is so thick that I call it a lump".

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

My empty wallet is still a lump.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

? My "wealth" such as it is is 2 credit cards, a debit card, and an id. If you're carrying around every card you have, you have no plan. Figure out your spending to maximize credit card points. Why would I have my travel credit card with me in the grocery store? I'd have my everyday points card.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I love this comment

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If don't have your travel credit card, you'll miss out on points while escaping.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

When did I suggest I was escaping? I'm at the grocery store.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Always. Cash back too

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Don't disagree. Small wallet for front pocket is my go to. Just was saying "it makes sense".