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[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they'll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like "take one per child".

This is a play on that, but it's a bump of cocaine per child. You're supposed to snort it using the key.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

snort it using the key.

What?.. This is the part I don't get. Is this a word play or is there an actual technique using a key?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

actual technique. from others in this thread, they use key for standard scoocaple size with no extra equipment.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm also still confused, which side of the key? Isn't filling the face of a key a ton of cocaine?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

I think you just scoop the key tip in the bad to get a little ... bump... of that stuff. I have no idea on size of scoop. that likely correlates to purity or cut of goods.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

It's just a makeshift way to scoop it and snort it. It's doesn't get any more complicated than that.

[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Gonna need a banana for scale fam.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This has nothing to do with that.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Then what's the key for?

Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.