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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[โ€“] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

My weapon of choice is my razor-sharp wit!

I'm going to die, aren't I.

[โ€“] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We're all gunna die, so no worries! Right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

[โ€“] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You were destined to die the day you were born. It's all just a matter of when and where.

But if you were born and raised in an urbane urban city, yep, the odds are probably pretty high you are going to be among the first to die.

But I do salute you wit Sir/Madam!

Hey don't underestimate it! If that's what ya got, lean into it if you need to. If you can be quick on your feet and convince someone you're not worth the trouble that can already keep you out of danger. You can always pick up a more physical weapon later, or that just might not be your thing, you'll figure what works for you.

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 year ago

Learn to play the recorder, people love music. (Hopefully enough to feed the musician, otherwise I'm gonna starve.)