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Anon gets robbed (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine being the robber. I wouldn't even be able to contain myself from laughing

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I would immediately interpret that as "I don't need a knife (to absolutely fuck you up right now)" based on the ~~oblivious~~ completely casual tone and lack of any fear.