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AND you are a taco thief! :)
El ladrón de tacos!
Sorry, I like expanding my vocabulary and doing silly things like this helps me remember el ladrón es the thief.
El lardon de tacos if they eat them all.
Gracias, porque I like picking up a little bit more, although I'm not sure I'll have many occasions in which to use this one, but I'll try. :)
My favorite french nonsense is "je suis une fermier des paumplemousses et j’aime faire de l'alpinisme“ because it was all on the same vocabulary page and that sentence was how I could remember it.
Not much opportunity to work "I am a grapefruit farmer and I like mountaneering" into casual conversation. Not very handy when traveling, either. Just generally not useful. But fun!
Hah, that is a delightful one!
There's a joke I'd tried off and on to make happen over the past 25 years. My stepmother (mom died after I was an adult, dad remarried) is a delightful half-Swedish half-Norwegian - who married a Hispanic the first time around, so to hear her speak Spanish with a Swedish accent is quite hilarious. But thanks to her, I somehow learned that "absolut hinte" (I think I misspelled that) means "absolutely not". So I was trying to work on a pun about absolute hentai and never could get a good setup. The only joke I could ever get working was something about someone offering someone else a glass of vodka, and the other person saying "absolut hinte", being a teetotaller - to pun on the vodka brand Absolut. lol. Ah, well.
But if you're not already a fan of Suzy (preivously Eddie) Izzard, oh boy do I have a video for you. Including one of my favorite jokes in a foreign language, which I believe is something like he goes into a hotel and asks, "Do you have any rooms?" and the clerk says "Of course we do. We're a hotel." lol. It's something like that, anyway. I do not speak French, although that reminds me of my favorite French joke outside the hotel one, which is:
Q: How do you pick up old French ladies?
A: "Voul et vous crochet avec moi?"
hehe
Anyway, the standup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY
I did not know they made the change. Their Dressed to Kill special remains one of my all time favorite standup specials!
Le sange et sur la branche!
You reminded me of the multilingual pun I made up which is the idea for a grocery store in the US named Fat Cherry Gros Cerise or some similar.