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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

...are you telling me these pubes are worthless?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Following an inundation of inquiries on how to purchase the pubic display following the publication of this article, Wynd says he has decided to donate them to Littledean Jail, the crime museum in the Forest of Dean.

Apparently they do have monetary value, but I assume the reason they were not sold is ethics

There are laws about selling body parts. I'm not sure which side of the line pubic hair is, as real hair wigs are a thing.

[–] SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Someone's parents is going in the chilli