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By the time I was about 16, I had probably fucked every crevasse in my parent's house where two objects were close enough together that my dick could touch both at the same time... Don't know if girls have a similar phase, but puberty is weird y'all.
Pretty sure most guys also don’t have that phase
Yeah, I'm thinking stoicmaverick might be in a small minority on this one.
Vice president material right here!
I really hope you didn't have any pets
Read a celebratory have their autobiography, that said when she was a girl she discovered rubbing her pussy on the carpet would make her organism, so she got addicted to that. Yes puberty is fucked, but like post above batman not getting that information out of me. Taking that to my grave.
I didn't even know celebratories could organism.
They hour jest peephole you know?
Bone apple tea.
How did you write that and not see how badly you fucked up? Do you not read what you write?
Yes and it's not about me. I read it in autobiography of Chelsea Handler the book; Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang. Right in the first chapter called The Feeling.
Not sure if trolling or serious but I love this comment chain so much
One I remember reading, I think it was an Esquire magazine interview, where Jim Carrey told his green fuzzy rug story